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"The Emperor's New Clothes"
In the past few years I have lost a number of friends. Primarily because I have
suggested that our current president was not a black man. In Mississippi , a
white man saying that Obama is half white is an insult. Let us realize we are no
longer racist . We are however deeply rooted in our culture, Normally that is
acceptable in all American cultures, except ours .If we say anything that can be
remotely considered as such. We are considered racist. I hate to fall
back on a sitcom but to quote
George Jefferson, when his son was to marry
the daughter of a mixed couple. he
called her a zebra. Racist?
Perhaps, but it is not the point. I can’t use any analogy to compare mixed
breeds that would not bring the house down. Perhaps, I could compose a painting
by Picasso and Gauguin. Then take it to Christies in London to sell it as a
Picaso.We all know it is not a true Picasso , but it is politically incorrect to
say that. Ergo the king is wearing clothes!
Dennis Proffer
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These photos are of the shingles we produce. While
you can barely see the ring count, they are very high and this is old growth
cypress. This produces the finest wood shingle that money can buy!
Prices start @ $450.00 and drop significantly with volume.
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Attention Muslim Terrorists!
It has been reported that there are fewer virgins
in heaven than there are saints in hell.
If we can't get what you want it does
not exist!
"We
handle cypress and American chestnut in every form"
“We are Federally approved and recommended
Commentary at bottom of page!
Most companies selling old growth,
reclaimed, antique lumber are basically selling you materials they have gone out
and scrapped out from derelict buildings of some sort or other.
We do the same thing, however we also have actual antique lumber that has
never seen a nail. Actual old growth cypress, at least 300 years old.
True American Chestnut pre-blight, no worm holes. We
have several thousand feet available. We are the only
company in the world to have this lumber. We also carry Virgin Wormy
Chestnut. Our
old lumber is not just beautiful. It has history and character. At the risk of sounding pretentious. "It
has bragging rights"
RED
OAK SINKER
One
of the finest sinker retrieval crews in the country has found the holy grail of
oak sinkers. These logs are coming out as I write this. We have not set a price
as of yet, but will entertain offers. The age of this lumber has not been
determined yet. I am reasonably sure from what I have seen that it is at least
300 years old and has been cut at least 100 years ago. We do have pictures
available. They will be posted Monday or Tuesday.
NO ONE IN THE LUMBER INDUSTRY POSTS THEIR PRICES ON THEIR WEBSITE.
With one exception!
(Pricing is always
contingent upon quality and quantity)
662.614.6254
662.699.9472
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sure to see our American Chestnut and Wormy Chestnut Pages
American Chestnut
Now Available thousands of feet of actual
*American Chestnut possibly the largest collection of beams and heavy dimensioned
material. This is from a structure over 200 hundred years old.
This is pre blight! Hand Hewn! Cut in
1875.
8" x 18"x 60' and less

Possibly
the oldest hardwood on the market and without question the only wood from an extinct tree
Old
Growth Cypress
 
  
The photos above are of the Cypress listed below
This piece of material is a 1" x 4" x 9"
Check out the ring count
Old
Growth Cypress
Lumber
For Sale
40 rings per inch
This cypress was
harvested and dimensioned
in the last twelve years and has never had a nail in it
$2.50 Per Board Foot
THIS PRICE HAS BEEN
CHANGED FOR ENTIRE INVENTORY PURCHASE TO $1.60 PER BD. FT.
Go to
Old
Growth Cypress
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here for pictures and info.
For pictures showing ring count and a more definitive look

An entire barn full of rough cut old growth
cypress. Sizes ranges from 1 x 4's to 2 x 12's. This
lumber was saved for years, by a gentleman with thoughts of becoming a home
builder. However in
his golden years. He has decided to fish instead. This is a magnificent find and
is expected to go fast . Over 100,000 board feet. Extremely high ring count .Manifest
available, Inquiries are now being accepted.
Total inventory will
be sold for $1.60 per b.f.
STILL
AVAILABLE
NEW
VIRGIN WORMY CHESTNUT
NEVER HAD A NAIL IN IT
10,000 BD. FT.
$16.00 BD. FT.
massive old growth
pecky cypress
ready to ship
NO ONE ELSE IN THE LUMBER INDUSTRY POSTS THEIR PRICES ON THEIR WEBSITE.
We
are not going Green, we have been for decades.
We
are opposed to the harvesting of any living Cypress.
PRICES AND QUANTITIES LISTED ARE NOT BAIT AND SWITCH THEY ARE
REAL.
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Cypress Lumber For Sale
Flooring
and Paneling
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New growth cypress lumber
Wormy Chestnut Lumber

This is all heart
Ring count is about 30 per inch
The beams shown here are 4"x4"
These are cross sections
American Chestnut/Wormy
Chestnut
$16.00 per Board Foot
We have acquired 30,000 bd.
ft. of Reclaimed American Wormy Chestnut. This is reclaimed
Chestnut, all nails have been removed. In any
case it can be used in any number of applications. As you already know American
Chestnut is extinct and has been for a century, but we actually have some. Any find at this point in time is rare. This is Wormy Chestnut
.
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Sinker Cypress Lumber
Now available 50,000 board
feet sinker cypress still in the water. Early estimates of the age of this lumber is
2,000 years old or older. Imagine having a finished floor or paneling in
your home or office that was growing when Jesus walked this earth. We will
process this wood anyway you like.
"Every customer that contacts us doesn't buy our products,
but anyone that contacts us, is our customer !"
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"If it ain't Cypress, It ain't
Southern"
We here at CS would like to welcome you to our site. We feel that if there is anything in the
way of building materials that you need all you have to do is contact us. If you
are going to build a log home or cabin you might want to contact us about your
roof.
Should you be funded by Museum Restoration
funds, federal grant, or the National Historic Society we can provide cypress
logs, beams, cypress flooring,
hand rived cypress shakes, or
shingles to meet
their specs. We also provide
exotic lumber for
these projects.
We are the only company in Mississippi
that has cypress tongue and groove paneling, hand rived cypress shakes
and or cypress shingles. These shakes are known to last for hundreds of years. Shakes also enhance as well as lend a timeless beauty. Cypress
shingles have the longevity and a more uniform look. Wood shingles have been
around for hundreds of years. Wood shingles just don't go out of style. Having said
that, cypress
shake replacement under grant by
Federal MONIES,
National Historic Society, or
Museum Restoration is required on any building that had them originally.
CS has now expanded our operation to include
exotic lumber as well as other hard to find lumber. We have inventories of reclaimed
American
Chestnut lumber, Wormy Chestnut
lumber,
European Chestnut, Antique Heart Pine, Old Growth Cypress Lumber,
Cypress Sinkers, Walnut, Brazilian Cherry, Black Ash, and
Hemlock. WE HAVE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO MOST EXOTIC LUMBER. Pricing on any
of our products is
obviously linked to quantity ordered.
We have Cypress Decking
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The views held in any following commentary. Are the sole position of Dennis
Proffer. I have been told this could be potentially dangerous . So be it.)
Smoke
What?
Here
we are again. I’ve been seeing certain commercials on TV lately that seem to
be increasing exponentially. They cover everything from adopt a dog to how to
speak to a homosexual. Perhaps some of these subjects have some validity. They
now are the primary source of revenue for commercial TV. At the risk of being a
redneck, I have yet to see one of these ads that I was not already aware of the
content and the p.c. (political corrective) importance. I have 7 children and 7
grandchildren, all of which over the age of ten are equally well informed.
Point, this is for the most part overkill. What I am most concerned about is who
in the hell is funding this onslaught of minutia. I fear it is the federal
government. Which in itself might seem harmless, except when they decide they
want a subject aired which the TV station might think was un-American. It has already
been established that you do what your primary sponsor wants. I guess what
really set me off was when they screwed with Smokey the Bear. For decades he
said, “Only you can prevent forest fires!” Now it has been changed to
wildfires. Mother Nature is and always will be the true arsonist of wildfires.
We also know you don’t screw with Mother Nature!
This PSA was not
approved by the
Ad
Council
footnote:
Ad denotes/ attention dumbass!
Point of Interest
THE FIDDLER
I am the grandson of a Mississippi sharecropper. Born in
the year 1947. I’ve seen what my grandmother called miracles. I however, never
dreamed that I would live to see the demise of this great nation. We are
actually letting everything we hold dear slip away as we entertain
ourselves. Much as Nero did. Although he didn’t start fiddling till it was
pretty well over. I have never been a doomsday crier until now. I’ve watched
people elected to political office sell pieces of our constitution. Seen laws
telling us that our religious values are incorrect. You aren’t even supposed
to say Merry Christmas. Every enemy on earth is expending their resources for
the sole purpose of destroying us. For the most part doing it from within.
Don’t expect to see a Chinese army walk in until we have collapsed. They
don’t need to. We no longer have anything to sell around the world that
can’t be bought somewhere else for less money.
We continue to allow everyone to bring their wares here even if it is not
top quality, or healthy, and if we happen to make the same product we will let
them advertise that our products are inferior to theirs. This nation must stop
being the police of the world and the sole benefactor to impoverished countries.
We no longer have the financial ability to prop up governments that think
in a like manner. Let the people of Iraq have what they want or can take.
We must return to a education system that educates. One that is not in control
of the students. When a child
makes an F give it to him, not a C on the curve. We can no longer excuse poor grades because of what happened to our ancestors. As I said earlier,
my grandfather was a sharecropper. I never felt this was a good reason to
fail. Failure used to be Un-American!
Dennis
OLD YELLER
It is amazing to watch the media
anymore. I was in my couch potato mode a few days ago, waiting for the latest
breaking news. Then low and behold, the talking heads were there. Telling
me that quote “a raving lunatic had shot a U.S. congresswoman, a sitting
federal judge, and a 9-year-old child, a total of 20 people. Six dead.” The
reason for this was because of “heated political rhetoric”. I say to you
this reasoning is insanity; he did this so the media would glorify him. This
fool is not a lunatic he is a punk. If that was my baby, I would want to tear
down the jail to kill this bastard, but we don’t want to offend the
politically correct. Let us spend our tax dollars to have some pseudo
intellectual say he is in fact not quite right. This person obviously never saw
Old Yeller. We all knew it was the fault of the rabid wolf, but it didn’t save
Old Yeller’s ass. Lest I am accused of rambling I will stop here, may God save us
all?
Dennis Proffer
I am now being rumored to be one of the world’s foremost authorities on
cypress. That is ridiculous, in as much as the men that taught me were far and
away more knowledgeable than I could ever hope to be. These were men that went to the
woods at daylight and quit at dark. Winter or summer. They used crosscut saws,
sledge hammers and wedges and either oxen or mules to drag the logs out of the woods. I
came along at the end of the crosscut and the ox, but I did see them. I saw men
on the Mississippi River cut cypress from boats and pick boards. Probably the
most dangerous method of timber cutting ever tried. I was a lad at the time, but I will never
forget the determination and stamina demonstrated. I suppose my finest hour was
when I was paid my first money as a full cutter. ($5.00 a day). I was 15 years
old. If I am an authority on anything it is the never changing grit of
Americans. If one wants something done in this world, just tell an American that
it can’t happen. In closing there was one thing the woods did not teach me and
that was obviously grammer.
Dennis
Proffer
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Dennis Proffer
It
has been rumored that there is a bill about to be introduced in
congress by House Speaker Pelosi and Congressman Bennie Thompson . This
bill would outsource all house and senate seats to China by the year
2015. However Chinese officials have stated privately that they would be unable
to take on this task. Citing the lack of crooked bastards to fill the positions.
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